“Gage Fly’nit?”
(Source: shakebelton)
I’ve been so loyal for so long, despite all the wrong take-out orders, because of the cute waitress.
It has taken her excitedly showing me an engagement ring at the counter today for me to realize that your food wouldn’t even be considered good in Scotland.
And now, the day after I swear off you, I am home with food poisoning and a case of the trots that would impress Willy Wonka’s chocolate river.
Fuck you, favourite restaurant. Fuck you like that douchebag day-trader is fucking Lily. In fact, fuck him as well.
MORE DELETED SCENES???? I call bullshit.
USE THE FORCE OF MARKETING, LUKE Luke Skywalker activates his lightsaber for the first time in a deleted scene from Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi. George Lucas is releasing all six films in the Star Wars series - yes, even the crappy ones - on Blu-Ray in 2011. The set will include previously unseen footage and documentaries, but won’t explain the acting of Jake Lloyd, Hayden Christensen or why Jar-Jar Binks exists. (via the New York Times)
Sounds like I’m planning a rather awkward party. I swear the tape is for cleaning out the DVR.